Conversation Between Husband and Wife

  • Hubby: Just remember, baby, if you ever find yourself in a fight against someone stronger than you, go for 3 places.
  • Me: Wait...why would I be in a fight?
  • Hubby: I don't know. Just remember 3 places.
  • Me: Which are?
  • Hubby: The nose, the nut caps, and the knee sacks.
  • Me: ......
  • Hubby: What?
  • Me: I think you said that wrong.
  • Hubby: No. Nose. Nut caps. Knee sacks.
  • Me: .......
  • Hubby: ......
  • Me: What exactly do nut caps look like?
  1. astoicmindandbleedingheart said: I just want to know where nut caps are. Because my knowledge of human anatomy did not cover nut caps OR knee sacks.
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